var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-8495242-2"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {} Just your average shanqui try to get re-accustomed to the USA after spending two years in Buenos Aires…now on to more adventures on the West Coast. E-mail me: holy.guaca.molly.tumblr@gmail.comTumblr (3.0; @holyguacamolly)http://holyguacamolly.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzcz38vTnG1qz7f9to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://azizisbored.tumblr.com/post/17581467873/im-doing-a-new-standup-tour-in-2012-its-called" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">azizisbored</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I’m doing a new standup tour in 2012. It’s called Buried Alive. All new material.</p> <p>April and May dates announced soon!</p> <p>(Poster by <a href="http://sirmikeofmitchell.com/" title="Poster by Mike Mitchell" target="_blank">Mike Mitchell</a>)</p></blockquote> <p>I have to go to this. Love this nugget</p>http://holyguacamolly.com/post/17581790847http://holyguacamolly.com/post/17581790847Mon, 13 Feb 2012 17:12:03 -0800<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzc42qNv5C1qzol3ho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Just some 26 year olds acting very mature on a Sunday evening in NYC.</p>http://holyguacamolly.com/post/17550586154http://holyguacamolly.com/post/17550586154Mon, 13 Feb 2012 05:56:50 -0800<p>This week I was supposed to head to Miami for a few days and be back in California by Wednesday afternoon. My week has now turned to the following:</p> <p>Monday - Thursday: Miami</p> <p>Friday - Sunday: Washington DC</p> <p>Sunday - Monday: NYC</p> <p>Tuesday - Thursday: Kansas City</p> <p>ummmm……….</p>http://holyguacamolly.com/post/17342820407http://holyguacamolly.com/post/17342820407Thu, 09 Feb 2012 16:04:04 -0800<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz3825KcjG1qfgrfko1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz3825KcjG1qfgrfko2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz3825KcjG1qfgrfko11_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz3825KcjG1qfgrfko6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz3825KcjG1qfgrfko3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz3825KcjG1qfgrfko4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz3825KcjG1qfgrfko5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz3825KcjG1qfgrfko7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz3825KcjG1qfgrfko8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz3825KcjG1qfgrfko13_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://katieinmidlife.tumblr.com/post/17275470048/sarahnotsograceful-i-havent-posted-in-a-very" target="_blank">katieinmidlife</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sarahnotsograceful.tumblr.com/post/17271993068/i-havent-posted-in-a-very-long-time-but-my-family" target="_blank">sarahnotsograceful</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I haven’t posted in a very long time but my family lost our 13 year old yellow lab, Kirby, yesterday. kirb, kirbus, shnookums, djibouti, sweetheart, winkle-meister, we love you so much and we’ll never forget you. have fun in doggie heaven </p> </blockquote> <p>Yes, we all miss you Mr. Kirby!</p> </blockquote>http://holyguacamolly.com/post/17277072646http://holyguacamolly.com/post/17277072646Wed, 08 Feb 2012 12:44:06 -0800<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz2p8zpeHn1qzol3ho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This stallion, Kirby, left us yesterday. Kirby, I know you are up there drinking some scotch, smoking a cigar and looking down on us. Miss you little nugget.</p>http://holyguacamolly.com/post/17260924080http://holyguacamolly.com/post/17260924080Wed, 08 Feb 2012 03:58:11 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz24o6Te091qa10owo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://katieinmidlife.tumblr.com/post/17250368748/twenty-four-hours-ago-when-i-went-to-bed-i-did" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">katieinmidlife</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Twenty four hours ago when I went to bed, I did not think that I would have to write this tonight…but today we lost or beautiful 13 year old yellow lab, Kirby. We had to make the inevitable and extremely sad decision to put him to sleep. This morning when we woke up, he barely opened his eyes to greet us. His tail did not wag when I walked into<br/> the room. He did not make a move or a sound to get up or beg for food. He had been in failing health for about a year…difficulty getting up, taking a walk, stumbling; he seemed to have some sort of neuromuscular thing going on… we were not sure what because even if it could have been diagnosed, it was most likely incurable…so for the past year, he has been on several medications to treat symptoms not cure a serious health issue. So today, we carried him to our car and took him to our vet and cuddled and stroked him through his final breaths. Kirby, our sweetheart, we will miss your smiling face, your bounce at the back door, your infamous begging for chicken, bread and broccoli….to name some of your favorites. And though your body<br/> failed you, we know that your precious heart never failed to love all who loved you!</p></blockquote> <p>Today was a sad sad day. Miss that little nugget already.</p>http://holyguacamolly.com/post/17250440717http://holyguacamolly.com/post/17250440717Tue, 07 Feb 2012 20:35:32 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyyc73zRvd1qz4zfuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://kittykittybangbang.madthoughts.net/post/17135328469/i-really-wish-cee-lo-would-hold-the-cat-throughout" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">kittykittybangbang</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I really wish Cee-Lo would hold the cat throughout the whole show.</p></blockquote>http://holyguacamolly.com/post/17137992816http://holyguacamolly.com/post/17137992816Sun, 05 Feb 2012 20:13:53 -0800<p>The Voice makes me cry every single time. Love this show.</p>http://holyguacamolly.com/post/17136444251http://holyguacamolly.com/post/17136444251Sun, 05 Feb 2012 19:45:49 -0800<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyxetn6Xgh1qzol3ho1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Wine tasting with one of my favorites</p>http://holyguacamolly.com/post/17093209137http://holyguacamolly.com/post/17093209137Sun, 05 Feb 2012 07:24:59 -0800<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyvtepR8fr1qzol3ho1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>And so it begins, wine tasting party bus</p>http://holyguacamolly.com/post/17041881105http://holyguacamolly.com/post/17041881105Sat, 04 Feb 2012 10:44:49 -0800<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/35546548?title=0&byline=0&portrait=0&color=ffffff" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/><blockquote> <p>Lose yourself in <strong><a href="http://bit.ly/A7lHr4" target="_blank">Patagonia, Argentina</a></strong></p> <p><strong>This is amazing. And much needed. I’m so lucky that I have been to so many of these places in this video. <br/></strong></p> </blockquote>http://holyguacamolly.com/post/16942071059http://holyguacamolly.com/post/16942071059Thu, 02 Feb 2012 15:12:13 -0800<p>Two work calls before 6:30 a.m. Thursday is going to be a bitch. And I strongly dislike The pacific timezone.</p>http://holyguacamolly.com/post/16919984436http://holyguacamolly.com/post/16919984436Thu, 02 Feb 2012 06:29:33 -0800<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/t5jw3T3Jy70?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vneckandacardigan.com/post/16819371743/cadyheron-sashayrae-this-is-absolutely-amazing" target="_blank">vneckandacardigan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cadyheron.tumblr.com/post/16818554764/sashayrae-kristen-bell-be-my-friend-to-funny" target="_blank">cadyheron</a>:<a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sashayrae.tumblr.com/post/16817525041/kristen-bell-be-my-friend" target="_blank">sashayrae</a>:</p> <p>This is absolutely amazing. You must watch this.</p> </blockquote>http://holyguacamolly.com/post/16821520854http://holyguacamolly.com/post/16821520854Tue, 31 Jan 2012 08:12:37 -0800“If you are a living, breathing human who attended an educational institution at some point in your life, then you’re familiar with that awful sinking feeling that rolls through around 5PM every Sunday. You’re having a grand old time, watching football or playing Wii Badminton or reading, or whatever you enjoy doing in your cherished spare time and then, like clockwork, the doom sets in. A whole new week is about to unfold before you. You’ve barely had time to process the one you just finished and then — Oh Hey — yet another week is here. There’s so much to be done: homework, clean your room so you can actually see the floor, put away laundry from three weeks ago. But alas, you have one disc left of Season 3 of Dawson’s Creek, so all that stuff can wait. And it seems that as long as you’re chillin by the creek with Dawson and Joey, Monday morning isn’t actually closing in on you.”<br/><br/> - <em><p><a href="http://hellogiggles.com/professional-sunday-night-blues" target="_blank">Professional Sunday Night Blues</a> (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jelizabethl.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">jelizabethl</a>)</p> <p>Ummm, this is exactly what happens every Sunday evening.</p></em>http://holyguacamolly.com/post/16766137175http://holyguacamolly.com/post/16766137175Mon, 30 Jan 2012 09:31:33 -0800<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyf3uiDzbw1qzol3ho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>You know those brown garlic chips that are in every pub mix and everyone’s favorite part? I may or may not have ordered 12 individual bags of them for my office this week. I also may or may not have sprinted to the UPS guy when he got here to open them and pass them out.</p>http://holyguacamolly.com/post/16528756733http://holyguacamolly.com/post/16528756733Thu, 26 Jan 2012 10:11:05 -0800<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyezovWooI1qzol3ho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I FINALLY have a door on my office, and a pretty ridiculously amazing one at that. This is definitely making up for the fact that I woke up and thought today was Friday.</p>http://holyguacamolly.com/post/16525251591http://holyguacamolly.com/post/16525251591Thu, 26 Jan 2012 08:41:19 -0800<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lye6evPebr1qzol3ho1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Treat yo self. South of Nicks. Shrimp diablo. Delish.</p>http://holyguacamolly.com/post/16511087769http://holyguacamolly.com/post/16511087769Wed, 25 Jan 2012 22:08:55 -0800<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lycz74Y3Av1qz82b6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pinkseersucker.tumblr.com/post/16467803473/bitsofjess-random-but-i-just-like-this-guy" target="_blank">pinkseersucker</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bitsofjess.tumblr.com/post/16467407098/random-but-i-just-like-this-guy" target="_blank">bitsofjess</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Random, but I just like this guy.</p> </blockquote> <p>me too.</p> </blockquote> <p>Spirit Animal.</p>http://holyguacamolly.com/post/16468198557http://holyguacamolly.com/post/16468198557Wed, 25 Jan 2012 08:34:48 -0800<p>When someone sends you three emails in five minutes, and then skypes you to tell you that they sent them. Seriously people?</p>http://holyguacamolly.com/post/16411969717http://holyguacamolly.com/post/16411969717Tue, 24 Jan 2012 08:56:29 -0800<p>How my boss always says “Let’s do this, let’s do that” when in reality he should just be saying, Molly, do this.</p>http://holyguacamolly.com/post/16411180181http://holyguacamolly.com/post/16411180181Tue, 24 Jan 2012 08:34:06 -0800