April 2009
39 posts
Hilarious →
“The 30-year-old woman was traveling in Georgia and has a history of traveling to...”
– Georgia has its first confirmed case of swine flu | ajc.com
WHAT? That sounds odd right? She “has a history of traveling to Cancun”?
(via sarahchristine)
Only because many of us would love to hit 30 with “a history of traveling to Cancun.” (via shorterexcerpts)
Note. Anyone coming to see me from...
tell me why...
I decided that Jim Beam and Coca Cola was appropriate to order at my company dinner last night.
I.DO.NOT.LIKE.WHISKEY.
Apparently, I kept talking about how this shows my southern roots and my love of Saturday football games, in spanish. So just imagine how that sounded after round 2. ALSO, for all who know me, you know that I am basically a New Englander at heart so I do not know where this...
Would you rather...? →
Swine Flu or Dengue (yellow fever)…lucky for Argentina, we don’t have to decide!
lindsayneedscoffee:
Electric Feel | covered by...
Sunday Funday BA style
Today is one of those days where I remember why I love Buenos Aires soooo much.
1. Morning Run in the park
2. Cafe con leche at the corner cafe
3. Mate in the park by the lake with some solid people and KILLER people watching
4. Finishing it up with Chinese Food and helado
Nothing beats fall in this city.
Texts From Last Night →
Some of the highlights include…
“Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?”
“I’m trashed wearing your mom’s snuggie. She says hello.”
“Call me so I can make it juicy for ya”
Only in South America... →
Cristina Fernandez is cccccrazzy and corrupt.
“The reform would limit the number of broadcast licenses one company can hold locally and nationally, increase the number of soccer games shown on free channels instead of pay-TV, and guarantee a share of the airwaves for nonprofit groups.”
Only in South America would the prez increase the number of soccer games shown on free channels...
I'll get right on that. →
On my iGoogle “How To´s” of the day. Sickening.
Discovered Pet Peeve of the Day
myawkwardsocalledlife:
When people spell out their entire name, letter for letter, to someone over the phone using the “A as in Apple, B as in Boy” system.
AGREED. except in the case when their name starts with an N and they say “N as in Nancy”…then you just HAVE to laugh.
WatchIf I ever produce a male offspring, I hope that besides from being the next Ronaldo, the studly manimal from Portugal (not the Brazillian one but I guess that would be okay as well), he also starts a band like this one.
Is that too much to ask? I think not.
Por EFFING Fin
After 6 months, 4 trips to immigrations and some inappropriate flashing of the immigrations officers (j/k mom), I am a legal resident of Argentina. Whoop. Whoop
Quarterlife Crisis: Sound familiar? →
He bikes to work at an advertising agency, where he uses his master’s in English to proofread ad copy, and spends several hours reading music blogs and watching movie trailers, periodically Twittering updates about his workday to his 74 followers. He doesn’t really hate his job, but feels as if his skin is crawling with vermin most of the time that he’s there, so he has a plan to move to Thailand,...
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The number of people in my office who have told me how nice I look today. It’s truly amazing what a shower and mascara will do.
“Easter has passed - the one time of year that the chocolate and the peanut...”
– Kristen
Club VMBC
“All I ever wanted, All I ever needed is here in my heart..”
That remix is currently blaring in one of the offices where I work. All they need are strobe lights and I swear, it would be a boliche (club).
Why Easter, why?
me: my face is so swollen from the nonsense that i ate and drank this weekend
Jenna: OH MY GOD me to. i am the most bloated human ever
me: like it is sick
Jenna: i cant even open my eyes all the way. Im so gross
me: me either!
Jenna: i hate ham...like why?
Cabrera wins the Masters →
Point for Argentina.
My life is complete
Hi, Molly Patterson (mollykpatterson).
Kenny Powers (KFUCKINGP) is now following your updates on Twitter.
En Fuego
We lit our kitchen on fire last night. Legit, flames in the kitchen…Perfect timing as our landlord came over about one hour later to collect our rent. He proceeded to sniff around like a dog until we told him what happened. It’s hard to explain how you lit your kitchen on fire cooking in Spanish without sounding like a complete idiot. He told us he would send his wife down to teach us...
FML - true story
Today, I was pleased to see a boy had called me while I was been sleeping and left a voicemail. The voicemail was 10 minutes long. It was him, in the car, on a date with another girl.
FML…hahahahahahahhahahahahaha
Thumbs Down
Why does Facebook give you the option to “like” something but not “dislike” something. I would really enjoy giving a few status updates a thumbs down, especially the ones that belong on STFUMarrieds.com.
Number 13...I'll take that →